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Title: snirthday sex (snail birthday sex)
Fandom: VIXX
Rating: somewhere btw PG-13 and R?
Genre: crack
Word Count: 1,769
Pairing: Hakyeon/Taekwoon
Summary: (TFLN) "his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so i sent her a pic of me sucking his dick"
Warnings: secondhand embarrassment, Hakyeon
This came about because citrus_sarang retweeted a "Texts From VIXX" post and demanded that someone write it.
Thank you as usual to exeuntpbabear for being my beta and cheerleader.

Oh, you know how Jaehwan's shitty memes get me all riled up.Collapse )
31 August 2014 @ 09:04 pm
Title: the worst
Fandom: EXO
Rating: pg-13
Word Count: 7,277 words
Pairing: Suho/Kai, Tao/Chen, mentions of Sehun/Suho
Summary: Jongin has always been the master of pretending his problems don't actually exist.
Warnings: infidelity!! please don't read if you dislike it or it makes you uncomfortable, i'd hate to make anyone uncomfortable ;;
Notes: just a disclaimer, i'm pretty against accepting cheaters or abusers back into a life, but the prompt i received gave me a rather angsty feeling and this was what came out. originally posted here for the kitty!hybrid au, kittyexo12. and (again!) i want to thank jess (sealpoint)!! for all the usual things like reading my drafts and listening to my ideas and editing but also for just being wonderful uwu and i'd like to thank junmyeonswallet for the lovely prompts! i hope you enjoyed this ^u^

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31 August 2014 @ 08:41 pm
Title: (i just wanna say) you’re mine
Fandom: EXO
Rating: R
Word Count: 8,864 words
Pairing(s): Baekhyun/Kai, minor!Baekhyun/Kris, minor!Kai/Chanyeol, mentions of Suho/Chen
Summary: Baekhyun can honestly say that “getting laid” and “being horribly possessive of his best friend” are two problems he didn’t really think he’d ever have.
Warnings: none
Notes: originally posted here for the baekai fic exchange, perfectedart. i wanna thank sealpoint again (you'll notice that this is a trend, jess is always thanked because she's the best) and the mods at perfectedart for being so patient with me!

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28 August 2014 @ 06:06 pm
Just an updated version since it's been a while... most of the wips are the same whoops...

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28 August 2014 @ 05:30 pm
since all three of my exchange fics are done (expect the the last two to be posted as soon as i find out i can!!) and i'm finding myself lacking in the inspiration department, i decided that it’s that time of year again! the part of the year where i let people have a glimpse into my sad, sad WIP folder ;3;

Post a single sentence from each WIP you have (or as many as you want to pick). No context, no explanations. No more than one sentence!

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Title: you who i can't touch (who i can't pull into my arms)
Fandom: EXO
Rating: nc-17
Word Count: 13,705 words
Pairing: Tao/Sehun, mentions of Baekhyun/Kai and Sehun/Krystal
Summary: Sehun did not know when he opened the box that the small silver bracelet he found inside—and the man who gave it to him—would have such a huge impact on his life.
Warnings: angst
Notes: originally posted here for parkbyun as part of the universexo exchange. i've said it before but !!!! i have to say thank you again to my jess, sealpoint, for holding my hand through this and letting me cry at her since like ??? february. and thank you so much, parkbyun again for all your prompts!!! i had a lot of fun writing this even if it did give me hell orz.
the title is from exo-m's version of moonlight ^u^
and i guess i should also thank taohun for being so disgustingly cute and also 300: rise of an empire because that soundtrack was like ?? all i listened to while writing this

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Title: the heart is just a bloody motor (never meant to drive)
Fandom: VIXXO
Rating: PG-13
Genre: action/adventure
Word Count: 43k
Pairing: Minseok/Taekwoon (with minor side Hyukbin)
Summary: [sort of mafia!AU] Minseok has long since stopped trying to make sense of the contradictions in his own life, so he's not sure why he's so invested in reconciling the various sides of one Jung Taekwoon. Still, he thinks that it might plague him until he figures out until exactly what he's supposed to think about this person he was trying to kill just the other day.
Warnings: bodyswapping
Notes: Originally posted here for chansoos in the minseokful 2014 round.
THANK YOU SO MUCH as always to exeuntpbabear and elpis_chan for letting me scream at them and lie on the floor crying. Thanks to kimikko for several of the gags and to Rina (xiyings) for being my illegal beta and supplier of plot.
THANK YOU, AYUMI, FOR THE PROMPTS THAT I ENDED UP COMBINING TO MAKE THIS PLOT and for word warring me and unwittingly helping me finish your fic.
This fic would not be possible without copious amounts of Block B, FEMM, and Sucker Punch soundtrack.

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